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Two undercover police officers assigned to the organized crime unit were overlooking a bloody mob hit scene. The victim had six gunshot wounds to the back of the head. One cop looks at the other and utters, “Worst case of suicide I’ve ever seen. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and hits his flashing lights. He walks up to the driver’s window and sees a good looking woman behind the wheel. There is a strong smell of liquor on her breath. He says, “I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you … Read more
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily … Read more
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and … Read more
A man wakes up after spending 20 years in a coma. One of the first things he does is ring his stockbroker. ‘Your assets have increased considerably,’ says the stockbroker. ‘The £20,000 you had invested with us is now worth £20 million.’ ‘That’s fantastic,’ says the man. Just then the phone starts beeping and a … Read more
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979. “ “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No, “said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A junior partner in a law firm is sent to represent a client accused of murder. After a long trial, the case is won and the client acquitted. The young lawyer telegraphs his firm with the message, ‘Justice prevailed’. The senior partner telegraphs back, ‘Appeal immediately’. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Joshua’s wife asked if he would give it to her “doggy style. “ So Josh took a dump on the floor and chewed up her shoes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do … Read more
Two Eskimos have killed a walrus and they are on their way to their settlement. They are pulling the walrus by the tail, but it’s really hard to pull since its tusks keep digging into the snow and the tail continuously slips out of their grip. Halfway home, they come across a geologist. The geologist … Read more