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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. “You just won’t believe what happened this evening, in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it. “ “Oh yes dear, what happened?” “I came across two guys down by the canal, … Read more
Doctor to woman: “What is the matter about your husband?” Woman: “He is worrying about MONEY. “ Doctor: “I think I can relieve him of that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: ‘Can your dog perform other tricks?’. ‘But of course’, the man answers, ‘he can even gratify a woman’. … Read more
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It’s for my husband, “she tells the clerk. “Did he tell you what gauge to get?” asked the clerk. “Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. “By the time I was 50, I could … Read more
“Oh, I sure am glad to see you, “the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side. “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us. “ The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit, “answered the … Read more
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir, it’s not that hot! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
In the High Court: “Do you know what you get for false testimony?” “Yes, they promised me a Mercedes… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotch man are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, “The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free”. Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottish man says, “. . yeah. That’s quite … Read more
George had responded to a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer’s firm, and was ushered into his office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked. “Well, if those are my choices, I guess I’ll take the bad news first. … Read more