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Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, “If you can sit in my basement for a day, I’ll give you free beer forever. “ The first man walks out after five minutes and says, “It’s impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there. “ So the second man tries his luck, … Read more
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect. “ “Really, “answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Mister, “exclaimed the telephone … Read more
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. “To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million, “the attorney reads. “To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I left … Read more
Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the … Read more
Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up. “ When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress. “ The … Read more
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Tony: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. James: That’s what I’m afraid of! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: “Have you been drinking?” The man replies: “Okay, yes, I have… how did you know, officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?” “No sir, “replied the policeman, “… nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you. “ This joke … Read more