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A young employee is working late at the office one evening. As he comes out of his office he sees the CEO standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand. “Do you know how to work this thing?” the CEO asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I … Read more
A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says “I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper’s Ball?” The trooper responded, “Troopers don’t have balls, ma’am. “ After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away. This joke is … Read more
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted “TIPS” … Read more
A drunk goes to court. The judge says, ‘You’ve been brought here for drinking.’ The drunk says, ‘Great. Let’s get started.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it’s inoperable – in fact, it’s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains – there’s a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an … Read more
Office executive “Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?” Boss “Certainly not!” Office executive “Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife: Wife: “How many women have you slept with?” Husband: “Only you darling, I was awake with the others. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went. “So what did you think?” he asks. “Ahh, “replies … Read more
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry. He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, “Asshole attorneys”. The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying “I want you to know I highly resent that remark”. “Why, are you an … Read more
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above … Read more