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“Young man, “said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!” “I’m glad to hear you say that, “replied Jack, with a sigh of relief. “Everybody else says it’s all my fault!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later. “ The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way. “ After the MPs ran off, … Read more
A 75-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. “ The next day the 75-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, … Read more
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This … Read more
One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?” Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?” Dan says, “OOOOH WOW! Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “What will it be?” The sandpaper goes “Just something to take the edge off” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two lawyers had been lifelong friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. … Read more
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news. “ “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live. “ “That’s terrible, “said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you … Read more
“Mom, can I buy some heels?” “No. “ Mom, can I buy a bra?” “No. “ “Mom, can I buy a dress?” “No. “ “Mom, can I buy a Barbie doll?” “No. You never let me buy anything!” “Shut up, Justin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Having put in over 300 miles behind the wheel during the first day of the cross country business trip, the weary salesman was prepared to stop at the first motel along the road, when he spotted a sign advertising, “Grandma’s Whorehouse 30 Miles Ahead. “ His spirits understandably cheered, the salesman drove on to Grandma’s … Read more