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Through the pitch-black night, the captain of a vessel sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course ten degrees east. “ The light signals back: “Change yours, ten degrees west. “ Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!” “I’m … Read more
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes … Read more
Joey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, “he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. “you gotta help me, I’m going crazy!” “Just put yourself in my hands for two … Read more
“Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift. “ “Tell her to come in. “ “I cannot” “Why so?” “Because she does not stop at this floor. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. “Have you had any bites?” asked the second man. “Yes, lots, “replied the first one, “but they were all mosquitoes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Englishman, Scottishman and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at the end of day and an Englishman has sold 2, a Scottsman has sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says “Iiii sssold ssssixty. “ The other … Read more
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had … Read more
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says “I’ve got a Rolls Royce — keep it until the loan is paid off — here are the keys. “ The loan … Read more
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. “Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!” Says the man. “Oh, well there’s this genie round the back of the bar, and he grants you whatever wish you … Read more
A couple boarded a modern jetliner for a trip to New York. The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are to go but they notice that there are no attendants or pilots. The door closes and the jetliner starts taxing down the taxiway towards the runway and starts to take off as they are … Read more