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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors, “he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in … Read more
Two cannibals were having lunch. “Your wife makes a great soup, “said one to the other. “Yes!” agreed the first. “But I’m going to miss her terribly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’m going to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage. But it is just a formality. “ “Who told you that?” “Gynecologist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of … Read more
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asked him how he was feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the word the doctor used in surgery, “he answered. “What did he say?, “asked the nurse. “Oops!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: “What happened here, man?” “Pff, my mother-in-law died, “he said. “Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, … Read more
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. “Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You really don’t have much time to live. . “ “Doctor. . ! How much … Read more
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus … Read more
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have an electric car”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying sprawled out on the road, seemingly stone dead. The rescue workers are all around him, but can do nothing to resuscitate him. Suddenly, a young woman in a short miniskirt forces her way through the crowd. “Let me at him, I can help … Read more