I’ll Owe
While making love, he says: “Darling, let’s do 68!” “Sixty-eight? What’s that?” “You do it to me and I’ll owe you one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Bewildered Salesman
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if I could not … Read more
Hiccups Though Didn’t
A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax … Read more
Windows Fell
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ten-Gallon Bucket
Every spring, as soon as the snow thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a few years of this, she looked despairingly at the doctor and said, “Doctor, I don’t know how much more of this I can handle. We have eight … Read more
Womb Egg Sperm
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. “How much time do we need to reach the womb?” The second one answered “Too much time left… We are in the stomach now. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Beautiful Apartment
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent For … Read more
Job Centre
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Brisbane, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details on this job?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the … Read more
Friend I’d Kiss
Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.