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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven. “ The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a … Read more
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, “Low Bridge Ahead. “ Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his … Read more
George is driving down the highway when he spots his friend Jacob standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Jacob is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. George gets out of the car, walks all the … Read more
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, “Here honey, here are some aspirin and some water. “ She replied, “but honey I do not have a headache!” He replied, “Thank God!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen. “ “That’s a beautiful name, “he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No, “she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents … Read more
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: “John, why aren’t you writing?” “I’m exhausted because of sex. “ “That should not be a problem, write with your left hand. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man to a woman: “Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger?” Woman: “No. “ Man: “Let’s have lunch sometime…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. … Read more