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Jessica never went to church. She always promised to go but never did. The pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service. Three months later, after a Sunday service, the pastor asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it … Read more
“Doctor, “the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. “ “Mr. Henry, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do. “ So, the worried fellow returned with his wife on the following day. The doctor greeted the couple and … Read more
Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, “Lord, I know I’m right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it. “ A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder. “See, “said the woman. “It’s a … Read more
Wife and husband bought condoms with different flavors. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavor. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: “Gorgonzola!” “Wait, it is not on yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5. 00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted rest and recuperation leave and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for … Read more
Two women meet: “Me and my husband are no longer together… “ “Why?” “Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?” “No, of course I couldn’t!” “Well he couldn’t either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A policeman flags down a driver. After pulling him over, the policeman approached the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. “ “You don’t have one?” The man responds, … Read more
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the … Read more