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One night a police woman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you. “ He replies “Tits. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a while the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks “You guys … Read more
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gasses here. “ He doesn’t react. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock! ! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers! !” “Don’t worry, Bubba, “Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers … Read more
“I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?” “That’s right, Sir. “ “So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?” “That was my dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Wife complains husband, “When I’m crossing the dark forest when I’m coming back home I’m scared that someone will rape me. “ “Don’t worry” answers the husband, “you wouldn’t be so lucky… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young blonde walks into a bank to withdraw some money. “Can you identify yourself?” asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, “Yes, it’s me all right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!” The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ “Feeling randy?” asks the other. “‘No, “says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife to husband: ‘When I married you you said you had an ocean-going yacht!’ Husband: ‘Shut up and row.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.