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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child. “ The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite. “ The woman … Read more
An ambitious employee asked the boss if she could get a raise, and he said, “Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position’s productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment. “ The employee said, “I don’t get it. “ “That’s right, “said the boss. This … Read more
It’s the morning after the honeymoon. The wife says, “You know, you’re a really lousy lover. “ The husband replies, “How can you possibly tell that after only 30 seconds. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Johnny got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers’ party. He snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was his dad. Johnny said, “After 30 years of marriage I can’t believe you’re … Read more
“Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. “ “Can you help me?!” “No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy gets out of the Venereal Disease. Hospital and decides to hire a hooker, since he’s been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it’s over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn’t had sex in four months because of being in … Read more
Two boys are talking. “What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?” “Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I can smell cock in the air. “ The other hooker looked at her and said, “Sorry No, I just burped. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and … Read more