Contest in a girl’s college: “Write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. “ Winner’s story:”Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two firefighters are butt fucking in a smoke filled room. The chief walks in and yells, “What the fuck is going on in here?” The one firefighter says, “He was suffering from smoke inhalation. “ So the fire chief asks, “Why didn’t you try mouth to mouth?” The firefighter says, “How the hell do you … Read more
Paul just told his wife that he had sex with another woman. The wife said, “Can you please repeat that for me?” Paul said, “Sure, I’m seeing her again tomorrow night. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Nigel, a college student, is talking to a friend. “I think my room-mate is queer. “he said. “How do you know that?” asks the student. “Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Paddy and Murphy chatting about wanking. Murphy asks Paddy if he’s ever had a blow job off the vacuum. Paddy thinks for a second and replies, “No, never!” That night, Paddy’s got sex on the mind, looks over at the vacuum and recalls Murphy’s question and thinks…. fuck it! Why not? He plugs the vac … Read more
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, “Mom, what’s sex?” His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had … Read more
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers here. “ A time traveler walks into a bar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. “Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother. “And why not?” asks Stan. “Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?” Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, … Read more
David got a letter from the doctor one day. “Brilliant!” he said to his wife, “The doc says I must have daily sex!” “No, you stupid cunt, “she replied once she’d read it, “He says you must have dyslexia. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A redneck goes into a doctor’s cabinet and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!” “Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, twice a day”, he answers back. “That’s not so much”, says the doctor. . … Read more