A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “̈”Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive women’s electric hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll … Read more
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to piss. “ The mother said, “Son, don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. “ The next Sunday, the little boy … Read more
Johnny comes back home from school and tells his father, “Dad, tomorrow you are invited to a special parent meetings at school. “ “How much special?” “Well, just me, you, the director and two police officers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived at his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. … Read more
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, … Read more
A rabbit went to a fortune-teller. “What do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon, “replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you. “ “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in … Read more
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it… Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65. “ Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway … Read more
“A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you … Read more
Blonde: Officer there’s like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.