A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the … Read more
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money. The church goers that were passing by couldn’t believe the nerve of the rabbi, and purposely threw large sums of money into the priest’s charity box to spite the rabbi. … Read more
And how is your customer service”? Asked a skeptical customer to the used car dealer. “Oh, that’s first class. Anybody who buys a car from us gets a free copy of the latest railroad train schedules!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money by the church. “ “Did you give it back?” “Not yet. I’m still trying to decide if it’s a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a … Read more
An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, “Why am I here?” “For drinking, “replies the officer. “Great, “says the man, “when do we start?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?” “Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an … Read more
A policeman visits an address. “Mr. Mattew?” “Yes, “the man who opened the door replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike. “ “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike. “said Mr. Mattew This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped. The priest looks and the young boy, and … Read more
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. “Great idea!” the chicken cried. “Let’s offer them ham and eggs!” “Not so fast, “said the pig. “For you, … Read more