A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later. “ The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way. “ After the MPs ran off, … Read more
A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room He says to the police officer, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present. “ “You are the lawyer, “says the policeman. “Exactly, so where’s my present?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes … Read more
The man pulled over to the side of the road when he saw the police lights in his rear view mirror. “How long have you been riding around without a tail light?” asked the officer. “Oh, no!” screamed the man, jumping out of the car. “Calm down, it isn’t that serious, “said the officer. “Wait … Read more
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severely bleeding. The officer asked, “Can you describe the person who did this to you?” The Irishman replied, “That’s what I was doing when he hit me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks, “she says. He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell… They’re going at it for a couple minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-it’s a police officer. “What’s … Read more
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he … Read more
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the … Read more
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appeared at his table and started decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” Now John … Read more