Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did. Why?” “Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them… ?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn’t sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it’s a nun saying she’s going door to door … Read more
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. … Read more
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, “I’m Jesus Christ. “ The first priest says, “No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. “ So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, “No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. “ The drunk says, … Read more
Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “Let’s try this another way. If … Read more
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve … Read more
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work. “ The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the … Read more
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler, “the man replied. “I use those in my act.’ “Well, show me, “the officer demanded. So he got out the … Read more
Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. “Can I help you, fella?”, asks the cop. “Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!” Edward replies. The cop asks, “Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?”. “It … Read more
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. “You’re Drunk!” exclaimed the police officer. “Thank God for that!” said the drunk, “I thought the steering had gone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more