A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl’s life. The girl’s mother rushes over to him: “Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the … Read more
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. He takes a seat and says, “I can bet 50 bucks to each of you that my dog can talk!” Everybody around agrees to the bet. The guy says, “Charlie, speak!” The dog is silent. “Charlie, speak, “the guy repeats. The noble dog still doesn’t react. … Read more
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, “Great, he’s four years old and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the … Read more
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. “Jesus is gonna get you. “ The robber ignored it, and took the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. “Jesus is gonna get you. “ The robber started to get a little worried. … Read more
A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom… The judge asked the duck, “What is your crime?” The duck responds, “I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall. “ The judge says, “There’s no crime committed here, you’re free to go. “ The judge then asks the pigeon, “What is … Read more
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen. “ “Nah, he’s not so smart, “the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three … Read more
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass filled with white liquid. He is so excited because he’s just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares … Read more
A man, an ostrich and a cat enter a bar and sit down at the bar. The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’ll ya have?” The man says, “Gimme a beer. “ The ostrich says, “I’ll have one too. “ The cat says, “I want two beers, but I’m only gonna pay half … Read more
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim. “ Reporter: “Sex?” Man: “Three to five times a week. “ Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel. “ Reporter: “Holy cow!” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general. “ Reporter: “But isn’t that … Read more
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. After watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player’s and whispers “ Wow, … Read more