DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. . He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs. “ The rancher says, “Okay , but do not go in that field over there, “as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes … Read more
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction. The poodle thinks, “Oh, oh!” Noticing some bones on the … Read more
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his backyard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. “Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked. “My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him, “Johnny replied. “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor. “That’s because he’s … Read more
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. “ Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the … Read more
Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spotted a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grabs the snake from behind and carefully removes the toad … Read more
A fisherman accidentally left his day’s catch under the seat of a bus. The next evening’s newspaper carried an ad: “If the person who left a bucket of fish on the No. 47 bus would care to come to the garage, he can have the bus. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant. “What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer. “Well, “said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great. “ “Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that … Read more
Three absent minded physicists were busy discussing a project on the platform, while waiting for the train. The announcement was made, and the train finally arrived. There was complete panic among eagerly waiting passengers as the train made its way to the platform. Passengers rushed inside the train, and the train left, however, one of … Read more
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t excited about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” asks the teacher. “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, “says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason, “says the teacher. “What if your parents were dumb … Read more
The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentleman after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years. “ The older gentleman laughs, “At my age, it’s a risk buying green bananas. “ This joke … Read more