A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure, “the customer service representative said, “as long as you provide your own kennel. “ The representative further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll … Read more
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively … Read more
Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse’s back, galloping through a lush green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing. Once again, the … Read more
One day a city bus driver picked up a woman that was carrying a paper bag full of oranges. There were no empty seats so she had to hang on by a strap in the aisle. After traveling a few blocks the driver had to make a sudden stop. This caused the woman to almost … Read more
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could … Read more
An Antartian woman was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She stood in front of a candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out. She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and … Read more
One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said, “Honey what’s wrong?” He said, “Mom, I just cleaned my room!” And she said, “Well, I’m very proud of you” “Why on earth would that make you cry?” … Read more
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. … Read more
Ailster recently had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take his order. Ailster asked, “Do you have frog legs?” The waiter answered, “No, that’s just the way I walk!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange The clerk asked her: “What type of check is this?” The lady responded: “An unemployment check. “ The clerk responded: “Oh well; then we will need a work number here for verification”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more