As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked “Registration” … Read more
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck. He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. … Read more
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun’s boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, “Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?” The man said “No, I’m looking at the 2 thieves beside him. “ This joke is … Read more
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer, “the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries, “answered the farmer. “You … Read more
A lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man. About half an hour after they took off, the man sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, … Read more
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says … Read more
A businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: “Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!” He can’t quite remember what the word means, but he’s sure he’s pleased the hooker to the best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game … Read more
One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when he noticed, down an embankment, a man tied naked, face down to a large fallen tree. The hiker ran down to the man, and while removing his backpack asked, “What happened to you?” The tied up man began to tell him, “I picked … Read more
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says “I hope the porn is disabled. “ The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last … Read more