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Exact Age

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A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do … Read more

Bus Careened Down

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An old man on a crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, “If you put a … Read more

Doesn’t Bother

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Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. “Sir, please calm down, “the manager replied. “It’s dead. It can’t bother you now. “ “The dead one doesn’t bother me. “Bob said. “It’s his pallbearers. “ … Read more

Emergency Cord

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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more

Brunette Watch

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A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going, “yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde. “ The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more

Jed Let’s

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A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, “My car broke down! I don’t know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until I can get … Read more

Radio Repeat

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An aircraft is flying when all of a sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co-pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So … Read more

Wrecked Car Officer

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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?” … Read more

Train Trip

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Two blondes were taking their first train trip on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked … Read more