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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Discovered Sex
April 5, 2026
An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the Colosseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex! the Italian: And we introduced it to women!
Replacing the Cat
April 5, 2026
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know, “replies the old
The Dozen Roses
April 5, 2026
Julia tells her husband, “James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh, “James says, “why I hardly
Calling the Owls
April 5, 2026
Each evening bird lover William stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversation. “ Just as he thought he was on the verge
Time and Best Friends
April 5, 2026
“Time separates the best of friends, “said one woman to another. “How true, “replied the other. “Twenty years ago we were fifteen, now you’re thirty-five and I’m twenty-nine!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Great Dane’s Nails Clipped
April 5, 2026
Two male dogs poodle and a Great Dane are in the vet office, waiting to be seen. The Great Dane turns to the one to the poodle and asks, “What are you in for?” The poodle looks at him sadly and says, “Our neighbors got a really smoking hot poodle, so I jumped the fence
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light