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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Aids Infected
April 5, 2026
A boy went into a whore house and said he wanted an AIDS’s infected prostitute. The woman at reception said “Room 12 top of the hall. “ He went to the room and did his business. When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her to be AIDS infected. The boy answered, “When
Assistance Dog
April 5, 2026
A blind man with an assistance dog was getting ready to cross the street. When the dog took him across he almost got run over by the traffic and the cars were sliding everywhere to avoid hitting him. When he got to the other side, he took out a treat to give to the dog.
Dollar Haircuts
April 5, 2026
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, “Hey, that’s a good idea. What’s that called?” The lady responded, “It’s a condom. “ The other lady said, “Where
Black Mutt
April 5, 2026
“This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale. “ He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep, “the mutt replies. “So, what’s your
Noble Realizes
April 5, 2026
A noble goes hunting with his servant. They haven’t gotten far from the house when the noble realizes that the ground is muddy and ruining his shoes. The noble tells the servant: “I’m going to wait here, run back to the house and bring me my riding boots”. The servant, seizing the moment, runs into
Assistant Takes
April 5, 2026
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, “How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, “$2000. “ The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a