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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Teachers Hate
April 5, 2026
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. “ “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. “ “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go. “ “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to
Airline Charge
April 5, 2026
The person sitting next to Richard on a flight was an amazingly beautiful woman. Ever the charmer, he used one of his best pick-up lines on her. “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”he asked. “Yes, “she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay. “ This joke is included in
Girlfriend Snuggled Closer
April 5, 2026
“A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at
Man’s Plea Please
April 5, 2026
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plea, “Please take the books too, I’m $4200
Fighter I’ll
April 5, 2026
“Now, you got to keep away from this guy, “the trainer whispered to his fighter. “Jab him and get away or he’ll use his right. Don’t let him get set up to use his right. “ “I understand, “said the fighter. “I’ll do just like you say. Suppose he does get his right going and
Appear Uninterested
April 5, 2026
A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: “This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds!” Her husband, not to appear uninterested, said; “I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!” This joke is included in
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a