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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Drunk Sure
April 5, 2026
An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar. “Do you know what time it is?” Asked the drunk. “Sure, “said the man “Thanks, “said the drunk. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Pet Alligator
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!” “Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Air Conditioner
April 5, 2026
A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was too cold, this went on for about a half an hour. To the
Whip Colleen Until
April 5, 2026
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, “Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens
Yes Quite Serious
April 5, 2026
A doctor got a phone call from one of his colleagues. “We need a fourth for poker, “the voice on the phone said. “I’ll be right over, “replied the doctor. As he was putting on his overcoat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious, “he said gravely. “In fact, there are three
Gil Shaha
April 5, 2026
A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music’” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a