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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
The Dozen Roses – Nice Plant
April 5, 2026
“That’s a nice plant, “said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying. “Yeah, my wife and I had an argument, “I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book
Separate Rooms
April 5, 2026
There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and
Judge Filed Newlyweds
April 5, 2026
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn’t working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied, “In the five weeks that we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on a single thing. “ The judge turned to the wife, “Have you anything to say?” She
Level-Headed Manner
April 5, 2026
Fred tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Samantha. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner. “ Fuming with anger, Sam replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed
Thank God
April 5, 2026
A telephone rang. “Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?” “Yes, it is, “came the reply. “Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bugger Dig
April 5, 2026
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, “If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!” One day, the man
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a