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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Sell Sunburn Remedy
April 5, 2026
“Believe it or not, but when I see red I’m happy. “ “How’s that?” “I sell sunburn remedy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Romantic Anymore
April 5, 2026
Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: “Since we got married, we don’t go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore. “ Husband: “Oh Darling, don’t look too much into it. You know I still love you. But
Until Death
April 5, 2026
A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes. “Darling, how I’ve missed you!” The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, “Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!” This
Ferry Late
April 5, 2026
This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he didn’t like the ferry. If he missed a ferry late at night, he had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan. So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn’t
Freedom Fee Charged
April 5, 2026
Husband:” What’s your fee for getting a divorce?” Lawyer: “$900” Husband: “But you charged only $200 for my marriage license a few years ago!” Lawyer: “Freedom is always expensive. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Prison Guards
April 5, 2026
Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning. “You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?” The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a