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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Those Lemons Holmes
April 5, 2026
Sherlock Holmes was carrying a box of lemons and placed it on Watson’s table. Watson: Where did you get all those lemons? Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Broken Windows
April 5, 2026
A vacationer telephones a seaside hotel to ask where it was. “It’s only a stone’s throw from the beach, “he was told. “How will I recognize it?” asked the man. “It’s the one with all the broken windows. “came the reply. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Trouble Let
April 5, 2026
George told the waitress his steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it,threw it back down and said, “If it gives you any more trouble, let me know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sign Which Read
April 5, 2026
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He
Fat-Free French Fries
April 5, 2026
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great, “said the health-conscious boy and ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute, “the boy said. “Those don’t
Calvin Job Friend
April 5, 2026
Say,Calvin, “a man said to his friend, “how do you like your new job?” “It’s the worst job I have ever had. ““How long have you been there?” asked his buddy. “About three months. “Said Calvin. “Why don’t you quit?” said his friend. “No way. This is the first time in 25 years that I
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a