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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Flat Tires Headlights
April 5, 2026
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. “ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered
Astronaut Space Spoke
April 5, 2026
Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut. Father: What makes you think that? Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sorry Harry Stop
April 5, 2026
On a train: “Madam, could you please tell your son to stop imitating me, it’s very annoying!” “I’m so sorry… Harry! Stop acting stupid!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Eighty Dollars
April 5, 2026
A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac. “ He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour. “ She says, “How much for all night?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Easy Employees
April 5, 2026
One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?” Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Long Yet – Boy Frustrated
April 5, 2026
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?” The father answered immediately, “I just don’t know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a