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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wish Rich
April 5, 2026
“I’m a genie and will grant 3 wishes – what is your 1st?” “I want to be rich!” “What is your 2nd wish, Rich?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Headless Bicyclist
April 5, 2026
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist. They looked at each other – Hm. Strange. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe,
Yesterday’s Dinner
April 5, 2026
A homeless guy knocked on a house’s door and after a while a man opened it. “Excuse me, do you have any spare food?” “Yeah. Do you mind if it’s yesterday’s dinner?”-asked the homeowner. “Not at all. “-said the homeless guy “Come back tomorrow then. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of
Grandma Fiona Explains
April 5, 2026
Grandma asks little Fiona, “Did you have a nice play outside?” Fiona smiles, “Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!” “Oh that’s beautiful. Did you sing nicely?” says Grandma. Fiona explains, “No, I was eating worms!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Blake Shouted
April 5, 2026
Blake looked out of his window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so he frantically rushed over. “Out of the way!” Blake shouted, as he pushed through the crowd. “Are you a doctor?” one woman screamed. “No, “Blake replied, “The bastard was delivering my pizza. “
Math Teacher
April 5, 2026
Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “Certainly a drinking problem, Madam. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a