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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Homer Whispered
April 5, 2026
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Homer gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… and couldn’t find his way home. “Now Homer”, said grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could
Bartender Where’s
April 5, 2026
A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, “Ohh my god Texas seats are really big. “ He went to a bar and asked for a beеr and when the bartender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, “Wooww Texas mugs are really big. “ Later
Bright Flash
April 5, 2026
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell
Cowboy Continues
April 5, 2026
A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, “What are you doing?” The naked man replies, “I’m finding out the time — it is 12:15. “ The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, “Wow, it really is 12:15. “ The cowboy continues and
Drunk June Everybody
April 5, 2026
A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, “Happy New Year everybody. “and the waiter says, “We are in June you drunk man. “ And the drunk man says, “Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!” This joke is included in the
Country Kick
April 5, 2026
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor… The Doc says, “Well, it’s either Alzheimer’s disease or AIDS. “ “What do you mean?” The guy says, “You can’t tell the difference?” “Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages… Tell you what. . Drive her way out into the country, kick her out
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a