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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Asphalt Barman Piece
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
We’ll Both Rush
April 5, 2026
A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite, and it turns out they are both virgins. Brought up the old traditional way, neither of them really knows how to have sex. So after about half a painful hour of abortive attempts to get it on, an idea occurs to the husband. “OK, honey, “he
Policeman Stops
April 5, 2026
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses. “ The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts. “ The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Which Side
April 5, 2026
A lawyer with insomnia consults his doctor. ‘Which side is it best to lie on?’ he asks. ‘The side that pays your fee,’ replies the doctor. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Glove Compartment – Shocked Buddy
April 5, 2026
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hard Sniff
April 5, 2026
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked past a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, “Hello ladies!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a