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A kid asks his mom why his sisters’ middle name is Paris? “Because that’s where we conceived her. “ “Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!” Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “We’re playing cards, and your mother is my wild card. “ A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating. He asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m playing cards. “ “Where’s your … Read more
On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Nathan was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Nathan, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?” Nathan responds, “Well, I’ve learned that … Read more
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. “If you had ten dollars, “said the teacher, “and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?” “Ten, “said Little Johnny firmly. “Ten?” the teacher said “How do you make it ten?” “Well, “replied Little Johnny … Read more
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court, “said the desk sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying … Read more
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. “ “No, “he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is … Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. “ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you … Read more
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. The morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she … Read more