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A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: “You should say to your boss … Read more
“Yes brother, “says Paddy. “Well I’m going on a business trip soon and if she gives birth while I’m away, I want you dear brother, to name the kids, “says Mick. “It’ll be an honor to do that for you Mick, “says Paddy. A month later Paddy calls Mick. “Hello Mick, your wife’s given birth … Read more
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey, Dad! What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank. “ Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing. “ The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month. “ “Why did you wait so long to report it?” “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to … Read more
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims … Read more
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen. “ The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains. “ And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!” This joke is included in the … Read more
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure … Read more
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them “Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs. “ Then one of his generals stands and says “But… Mein fuhrer why four hedgehogs?” Hitler then smiles and says “See? No one gives a f*ck about the … Read more
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I buzz you in. Come inside and elevator … Read more
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the Chinese man says. “What was that for?” “That was for Pearl Harbor, “the Jewish man says. “But I’m Chinese!” “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the … Read more