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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to … Read more
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ … Read more
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t. “ The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points … Read more
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert. “ A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert. “ … Read more
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by … Read more
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months. “ Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?” Little Johnny raised his hand and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny walks into his dad’s bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, “What are you doing, Dad?” His father quickly replies, “I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed. “ Little … Read more
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnny’s first day at his new school his father called the teacher … Read more
Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No, “says his mom, “of course not. “ Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A married couple goes to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, “Where’s the burger?” The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. “I was keeping it warm, “she replies. … Read more