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The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby. “ The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all new parents. “ “No, “she replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking. “ The husband again asked “So what do you say to the others?” The … Read more
One Sunday morning,a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she’s going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up. “Yes, … Read more
A woman was suspicious of the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. “My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?” “I’d say you’re a lesbian!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “George, why has your school work been so poor lately?” “I’m in love, “the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?” “With you, “he said. “But George, “she said gently, … Read more
One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin’ and a shakin’. The first flea asked, … Read more
Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, … Read more
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggests playing rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. “Stop all this nonsense. Let’s just flip the stool over. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked “Registration” … Read more
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, … Read more
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, … Read more