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An old man goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives him a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood and urine tests. “ The man says, “Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “WHO’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I DID. . want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included in … Read more
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. “I want to pee whiskey, “he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want. “ “No, I want to pee whiskey. “ The genie thinks what can it do, … Read more
“Is it rape if it’s your wife?” “I don’t think so. “ “What a relief! I thought you’d be mad as hell!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in … Read more
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve … Read more
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun’s boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, “Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?” The man said “No, I’m looking at the 2 thieves beside him. “ This joke is … Read more
Girl: “Do you believe in puppy love?” Boy: “I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands. “ The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!” This joke … Read more
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a seashell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.