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Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours. “ The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours. “ “That’s what my father says. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: “So, is it a boy or a girl” ? The logician replies: “yes”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived at his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. … Read more
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, … Read more
Son – “Dad what’s the difference between confident and confidential?” Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Benjamin Franklin’s picture still on the hundred dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings. “ The second boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose. “ The third boy said, “Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt. “ The first and … Read more
A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting. A few months later, the young man’s girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents’ house. Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whoever … Read more
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grandpa. “ Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. … Read more
“Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?” “Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.