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An old man on a crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, “If you put a … Read more
After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can … Read more
Johnny’s father: “Let me see your report card. “ Johnny: “I don’t have it. “ Johnny’s father: “Why not?” Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Doctors son: “Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success. “ Doctor father: “Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. “Good God!” exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, “I thought you don’t believe in me. “ The hunter replied, “Up until now I didn’t believe in 1,000-pound deer either. “ This joke is … Read more
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. “Finally, some … Read more
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: “Wow, you won’t believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. … Read more
A man who wants to murder his wife goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that. “ Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you … Read more