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“This house, “said the real estate salesperson, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north. “ “What are the advantages?” inquired the prospective buyer. … Read more
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called … Read more
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free … Read more
One day a man dies and goes to heaven,where he sees St. Peter at the entrance. Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, “Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here. “ The man looked at him sadly and said, “Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself. … Read more
During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly, “There are two of you here who have not heard a word I’ve said. “ That quieted them down. When the service was over, he went to greet people at … Read more
A pastor asked his Bible class, “Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?” A student replied, “Because his mother was there. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes depression? One of the students wrote: “God knows! I don’t. Merry Christmas!” The exam paper came back with the prof’s notation: “God gets 100. You get zero. Happy New Year. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers … Read more
Mary, Anna, and Tess died and went to heaven. God warned them, “Do whatever you want, but don’t step on the pink clouds. “ One day, Mary decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was an ugly man next to her. Anna and Tess asked, “Where’d you get that ugly man?” … Read more
A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn’t speak. “I know what’s wrong, “said the doctor. “You’re a little horse!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.