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Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, “What’s wrong?” “I have lost my electron!” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and … Read more
Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They made a promise to each other, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally, Earl … Read more
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the … Read more
The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentleman after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years. “ The older gentleman laughs, “At my age, it’s a risk buying green bananas. “ This joke … Read more
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman. “Anywhere from $2 to $2,000. “ “Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer. The salesman put the device around the man’s neck and said, “You … Read more
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal. Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said, “Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful – so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing. “ The minister, of course, broke out in … Read more
A saleswoman is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me. “ “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. “ “Uh… … Read more
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, I bet you’re smarter than Einstein. “ Beaming with pride, the minister said, “Why, thank you, that’s nice of you to say. “ … Read more
Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress. In the clothing store she asked, “May I try on that dress in the window, please?” “Certainly not, madam,’“responded the salesgirl. “You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more