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A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my little brother?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger. “I’m sorry, “the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A politician died and went to the pearly gates. He peered over the angel’s shoulder and saw several clocks. He asked the angel what the clocks represented. The angels told him the hands of the clock only move when someone is lying. The man saw George Washington’s clock on the wall and asked the angel … Read more
Olivia, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she … Read more
A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure, “the customer service representative said, “as long as you provide your own kennel. “ The representative further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll … Read more
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” This joke is included in … Read more
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement. Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told him that if he ever got really jammed up, he should look in the center drawer of his desk and he would find two … Read more
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey, “asked the brunette at the wheel “Any cops following us?” The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them. “Yeah, looks like it” Are his flashers on?” The blonde turned around again… … “Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…. “ This joke … Read more
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When … Read more