Babe Girlfriend Bam
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure babe! Girlfriend: BAM! You’re single. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Bartender Exclaimed Yes
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine then tossed the remainder in the bartender’s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. “I’m really sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. I can’t tell you how embarrassing … Read more
Messy Apartment Dirty
Two men are discussing their love lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear. “ The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Shots Please
A man goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five shots. The bartender gives him an odd look since he’s all by himself, but he serves up the five shots and lines them up on the bar. The man downs them all quickly. He finishes the last one and calls … Read more
Least Invite
Her: At least invite me out to dinner. Him: I don’t go out with married women. Her: But I’m your wife. Him: I make no exceptions. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wider Area
The parents of a difficult boy were discussing what to give him for a birthday present. The mother said, “Let’s buy him a bicycle. “ “Well, “said the father, “maybe – but do you think it will improve his behavior?” “Probably not, “said the mother, “but it will spread it over a wider area. “ … Read more
Paper Airplane Carol
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Carol? I hope it’s not homework again. “ “Well, uh, yes, it is, “replied Carol “I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane. “ “Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do, “said the teacher, “but … Read more
Bus Driver Remarked
One day a city bus driver picked up a woman that was carrying a paper bag full of oranges. There were no empty seats so she had to hang on by a strap in the aisle. After traveling a few blocks the driver had to make a sudden stop. This caused the woman to almost … Read more
Professor I’ll Order
A college professor walked into a bar and said, “Bring me a martinus. “ The bartender smiled and said, “You mean martini?” “If I want more than one, “snapped the professor, “I’ll order them” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Houston Bus Number
The villager on his first trip to the city was waiting at a bus stop one morning. After some hesitation he asked a woman. “Which bus should I take to Houston?” “Bus Number 177, “the woman replied, and caught the next bus. The same evening, the woman got off a bus at the same stop … Read more