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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I juggle them in my act. “ “Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it. “ The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man … Read more
An American couple visiting a German village stepped into a small shop to look for souvenirs. The woman sneezed. “Gesundheit, “said the clerk. “Charles, “said the American woman to her husband, “we’re in luck. There’s somebody here who speaks English. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain. “I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What did you do that for?” the man asks. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?” The man says, “No, but my wife … Read more
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could … Read more
A woman sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans into her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?” “No, go right ahead, “the woman replies. The man stands and clears his throat, then says “Plethora” and sits back down. “Thanks, “the woman says, “that means a lot. “ This joke … Read more
An Antartian woman was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She stood in front of a candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out. She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and … Read more
A woman was walking in a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting “Why did you have to die???” Feeling sorry for the man she put her hand on his arm and said “Is that your wife your grieving for?” To which the man replied, “No it’s my wife’s ex-husband” This … Read more
An Antartian was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was an Antartian, he winked at … Read more