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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look, “she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, “he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty … Read more
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said … Read more
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in … Read more
A sailor was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale. When asked by a reporter what the scariest part was he answered, “The graffiti… someone wrote ‘Pinocchio was here. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc. , everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye. “ The doctor says, “Try taking the spoon out first. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said: “Call for backup. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said, “Honey what’s wrong?” He said, “Mom, I just cleaned my room!” And she said, “Well, I’m very proud of you” “Why on earth would that make you cry?” … Read more
In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing. “Hey, “he said, “what about my kind word?” She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more