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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. … Read more
Two eggs were in a pot, being boiled. One said to the other, “it’s so hot in here I don’t think I can stand it much longer. “ The other replied, “Don’t grumble. As soon as they get you out of here, they bash your head with a spoon. “ This joke is included in … Read more
“Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?” “Five bucks, sir. “ “And how much for my suitcase?” “No charge for the suitcase, sir. “ “Okay. Take the case and I’ll walk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“What did your mother do yesterday morning, Vicky?” “She done her shopping, ma’am. “ “Done her shopping, Vicky? Where’s your grammar?” “She done her shopping as well, ma’am. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The three friends were walking home from school. “What shall we do this afternoon?” said one. “I know, “said the second, “let’s spin a coin. If it comes down heads let’s go skating, and if it comes down tails let’s go swimming. “ “And if it comes down on its edge, “said the third, “let’s … Read more
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam, “she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean, “she whispers, “I would do anything… “ He … Read more
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well, “replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!” “What action did you take?’ persisted another officer. “Why, sir, “replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30. … Read more
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “ Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise. “Oh, “Peter said, “you know how foremen are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work. “ “We all know that, “replied his friend. “But why … Read more
Are you my caddie? asked the golfer. “Yes, sir, “replied the lad. “And you are good at finding lost balls?” “Yes, sir. “ “Right then. Find one and let’s start the game. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.