Teacher Bark Tommy
Teacher: “What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?” Tommy: “Don’t Know. “ Teacher: “Bark, Tommy. “ Tommy: “Woof, Woof. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes Ltd
Voice Booms Again
A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach. The boy is playing in the water; she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet. Suddenly, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is … Read more
Tim Hey Sounds
Jake: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it. “ Tim: “How so?” Jake: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows. “ Tim: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get … Read more
Bed Again
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time, “he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of … Read more
Puzzled Officer Demanded
A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for … Read more
Concierge Toilette Pepper
A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Course Janine
Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes. … Read more
Will’ Yeah
Max is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Max what the problem is. “Well, “said Max, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask. Now I’m in deep … Read more
Eight-Year-Old Kid
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician. “ The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Waiter Answered
Ailster recently had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take his order. Ailster asked, “Do you have frog legs?” The waiter answered, “No, that’s just the way I walk!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.