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A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb — hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots, and spurs — standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. “Call me Tex!” was the cowboy’s reply. “Well, Tex, where are you from, Texas?” the policeman asked. “Nah, … Read more
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the dining room. “How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling!” he blurted out, “Will you marry me?” “Of course, I will, you silly boy, “she replied, “Who’s speaking?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Policeman: “Why are you driving without a light?” Scooterist: “There is light everywhere. “ Policeman: “Then shall I remove the air from your tires?” Scooterist: “Why would you do that?” Policeman: “Because there is air everywhere… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sports car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price was firm and it had to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around … Read more
The person sitting next to Richard on a flight was an amazingly beautiful woman. Ever the charmer, he used one of his best pick-up lines on her. “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”he asked. “Yes, “she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay. “ This joke is included in … Read more
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plea, “Please take the books too, I’m $4200 … Read more
A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: “This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds!” Her husband, not to appear uninterested, said; “I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!” This joke is included in … Read more
An important official who was visiting an insane asylum made a telephone call but had difficulty getting his number. Finally, in exasperation, he shouted to the operator, “Look here, miss, do you know who I am?” “No, “she replied calmly, “but I know where you are. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Charlie took his girl friend to her first football game. They had really good seats, right above their team’s bench. At the end of the game, Charlie asked her if she liked it. “Yeah, it was great, “she said. “I mean, with all the tight pants and stuff. I just don’t get why all the … Read more