Jokes Ltd A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk “Excuse me; I’m looking for a job. Can you help?” The man can’t believe it and replies “Hold on minute sir, I’ll make some enquiries for you’… The man then phones up a showbiz agency and explains that there’s this … Read more
At a court date the judge asked, “What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?” “Well, your honor, “replied the arresting officer, “I saw him lift up the manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, ‘I want to listen to it on my record … Read more
Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm! Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a … Read more
A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer, “said the driver, “was I driving too fast? “No, sir. You were flying too low. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you, “said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged. “ “Oh, good, “said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. “For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire, “the genie said. The man replied, “I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try. “ “Poof!” … Read more
A teacher said to her student, “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” After a few moments, Billy answered, “It depends. “ “It depends on what?” she asked. “It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Frank:” I got fired from my job as a bank guard. “ Bob: What happened?” Frank: “A thief came into the bank. I drew the weapon and told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it. “ Bob: “What did he do then?” Frank: “He took one more step, so … Read more
“After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, “Here’s your phone. “ “What makes you think it’s mine?” the ref asked. “Easy, “the coach replied. “It says you missed 13 calls!”“ This joke is … Read more